Practically Perfect

Written on February 10, 2015 at 1:12 pm, by jessica_hohman

I am not a killer. I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals. Keep your mind limber.

Living the Dream

Watching ice melt. This is fun. Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure what the picture should be.

  • I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me.
  • I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You?
  • I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me.
  • I’m Dexter, and I’m not sure what I am.

There’s Something About Harry

I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me. I have a dark side, too. Like a sloth. I can do that. Watching ice melt. This is fun. I’m Dexter, and I’m not sure what I am.

Waiting to Exhale

I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. Makes me a … scientist. Makes me a … scientist. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex!